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october
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Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 10:26 AM UTC
The KGB,The FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.The President decides to give them a test.He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.They place animal informants through out the forest.They question all plants and mineral witnesses.After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest to the ground,killing everything in it,including the rabbit and they make no apologies.The rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in.They come out two hours latter with a badly beaten bear.The bear is yelling "Okay! Okay! I am a rabbit,I am a rabbit.
Hwa-Rang
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Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 11:45 AM UTC
LOL. Good one October.

btw Shouldn't it be the CIA who burns down the forest?
GIBeregovoy
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Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 08:49 PM UTC
"So, who won the air war?" says one Soviet tank commander to another in burning Paris....
lestweforget
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Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 09:13 PM UTC
:-) :-) :-) Good one
october
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Posted: Monday, March 28, 2005 - 02:01 AM UTC
:-) :-) :-) Excellent GIBeregovoy,excellent.
october
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Posted: Monday, March 28, 2005 - 08:06 AM UTC
Ok Comrades, in the spirit of the campaign...

Where does a good communist keep his towels?

In a Lenin closet......

October
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Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - 12:41 AM UTC
I heard it too, but it was between the US Army Field Artillery, Military Intelligence and the Military Police

lets see, MI uses the latest in satellite technology and questions every inhabitant, concludes there is no rabbit.

Field artillery sends in a Forward observer, he pokes around sees nothing so they blast the forest into a smoking crater killing everything.

Two MP's go in to the forest and come out an hour later with a badly beaten bear screaming "I'm the rabbit!."